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180mph:

Its important not to forget that pizzaforpresident paid $5 in 2012 to pin a post that said “Am i attractive?” and allowed his followers to answer

easilyhumored:

when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

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humorous:

meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

 

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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insanityscribe:

theflamealchemistmom:

THE PIZZA ONE LMFAO

I laugh every time I see this

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

colourmeastonished:

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb caught my headphones and I accidentally launched them into the sea

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

notkatniss:

Why are some women like “I’m not a feminist I believe men and women should be equal” like ???????? YOU LITERALLY JUST DEFINED FEMINISM???¿?¿?